The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about how the lady is super-duper fat. So fat, in fact, that when she steps on the scale, it thinks she's trying to dial a phone number instead of just weighing herself. Scales measure WEIGHT, not how many times you hit up the buffet, dingus.