What's the difference between your mom and your dad? One leaves your life to go get milk, and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry.
Mom vs. Dad
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up buttercup, Explain Bear is here to learn ya. So basically, the joke is about the difference between someone's mom and dad. The punchline is that while the dad bails to "get milk" (a classic joke about dads leaving), the mom does all the hard work. It's a sad commentary on family dynamics, something you probably wouldn't get since you are only a child.
Your dad
I have the milk and dranked it but didn’t love you enough to stay.
R
BBQ sauce all over my titties
IttyBiddyTiddyComitee
Who hurt you as a child, lmao jk i really dont care about you, your dad probably did that to you and now you hold a grudge.
Daniel King
Haddox. Don’t listen to IttyBittyTiddyComitee!
He’s only trying to make you feel sorry for yourself. He’s just being Peanut Butter n Jealous 🥜🍇😂