Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!
Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?
Michael Jackson's Dad
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Listen up, buttercup. Some dude said he's gonna smack the listener so hard their skin changes color. The comeback is that the dude must think he's Michael Jackson's dad, implying abuse that led to MJ's skin changing. You probably don't know who Michael Jackson is. You probably don't know your own name, actually.
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