You're jokes
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
Your uncle Jack is stuck on the horse...
Would you help him jack off the horse?
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
Can I watch you?
Yes, you can watch me your watch.
No, I mean can I WATCH you?
I don't get it. 😑 *facepalm*.
OOOOOOH YOU MEAN WATCH WITH YOUR EYES! YES!
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
In geometry class, the teacher went up to the board and drew a 23-degree angle.
She then drew a 67-degree angle. The class was astonished when the angles started talking! The first one said, "That's a lovely blouse you're wearing," and the second one chimed in, "And I love what you've done with your hair."
The students asked the teacher if she knew what was going on. She sighed and said, "Well, these angles are supposed to be complementary, but I guess they don't know how to spell."
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Your (DYM 29).
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."