You're jokes
What disease do you get from shoving a dirty, rusty piece of metal up your ass? Tetanus.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
Alya, I need to talk to you now. If you don't reply, I will kermit the not living, and if you don't think I will, I will post your OnlyFans photos I get every month for $5.99 a week (high price if you ask me)!
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. He said, "Get your paws off my toy!"
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
My career is worth more than your adoption.
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
Where's your mom?
In the bin.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
Your mom.
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
As an older brother, I always gave my little sister advice. I always said to do your best and never quit. So one day I went to her room. I see my sister giving married men blow jobs.
I ask what are you doing? The married men said she is giving us blow jobs because our wives don't do it. My sister said you told me to do your best, and my best is to suck them dry. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder.
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
Australia needs YOUR help!
ISIS brides are coming to Australia! They need to go back to where they came from. Help us before they blow us up like the terrorists they are!
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!