Roast Battle

Me and my friend were roasting each other. She said, "You look like a Reese's cup." I replied, "You're so old, your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray."

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Listen up, you knucklehead! You think you're all that, huh? Let's break this down: The first person compared their friend to a Reese's cup. That's a roast. Then the other person retaliated with a zinger about the other person's age and pubic hair color which is implying that they're old as shit! The humor comes from the unexpected insult and the morbid topic.

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