Me and my friend were roasting each other. She said, "You look like a Reese's cup." I replied, "You're so old, your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray."
Roast Battle
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, you knucklehead! You think you're all that, huh? Let's break this down: The first person compared their friend to a Reese's cup. That's a roast. Then the other person retaliated with a zinger about the other person's age and pubic hair color which is implying that they're old as shit! The humor comes from the unexpected insult and the morbid topic.
Comments (4)
animeweeb
Not rlly dark but kinda funny
Kofi
Boo u look like McDonalds masked scot
king
you cant even spell grey fix ur grammers
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Not morbid, but good on you for not stealing a joke like 95% of the people here