Suicide Pick-Up Line

Alright, listen up you numbskull. This isn't rocket science, but clearly, you need a helping hand. You, my friend, just made a joke pretending you're a smooth operator trying to woo someone. You took the word 'suicide', which generally has a dark and somber vibe, and twisted it to sound like you're all consumed by thoughts of another person. It's like, you're so obsessed, it's almost self-destructive, hence the comparison. Get it now?