Bus Driver and the Monkey Baby

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen! Ugh!”

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and angrily sits down. She says to a man next to her “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

Categories

  • Baby
  • Woman
  • Man
  • Animal
  • Bus
  • Monkey

Explanation

Explain Bear

Okay, Wade, listen up, you big dummy. You think you're so clever, huh? You thought this joke was about a mean bus driver, right? Wrong! It's a switcheroo. The guy calls the baby a monkey at the end, which is a super unexpected and insulting way to twist the situation. It makes the initial insult about the baby's appearance seem like nothing. It is a real insult, and not even subtle. The man uses the word monkey, which is an animal. He does not mean a small animal and is instead using the term to describe the baby. You didn't get it, did you? You're slow.

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