You're jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
One day little Jonny is in class. It is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids, so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid, stand up." Little Jonny stood up.
The teacher asked him, "Why do you think you're stupid?" Little Jonny said, "I don't think I am stupid."
Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied, "I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone."
Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE.
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”