Sally's Monkey

Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"

"Oh honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.

So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" So the sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You thought this was some deep philosophical question, huh? First off, you're the kinda guy who probably still laughs at farts. Second, you typed the text in the prompt. Now, this "joke" isn't about real monkeys, alright? The mom is calling Sally's private parts her "monkey". The sister's response is a *really* dirty way of saying she's more sexually developed. It’s all about sexual innuendo disguised in a childlike way. It’s not rocket science, is it?

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