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The great meme reset is like a fart. If you force it, it's gonna be shit.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator?
He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup, they will be best friends, but when mummy wolf comes, it’s a fight, so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a secret, but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf found out, but no one got hurt. In fact, the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other, and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long. Their friendship will never break.
-THE END-
This was not a joke but a meaning: if you are different, that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are, so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams, and don’t forget them either. So no matter who you are, don’t let people change who you are. 🐺🐮
DID YOU DO SOMETHING!
I love you, Hebrew John.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?
Brother: Sure.
Me: Turn off the light.
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking you.
Wife: Honey, I love you.
Husband: I love you all.
Wife: Awww.......... Wait WHAT?!?!??!
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Or,
"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"