Granite jokes
You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.
Rocks are used too much; people take 'em for granite.
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.
A lot of the time he will take things for granite.
A lot of counter-offers were made.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
What is purple and whines when it’s squished?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂
Who was purple and wanted to rule the world?
Alexander the Grape.
A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde are being chased by bandits. They are chased to the edge of a cliff and a genie appears.
"I will help you escape," says the genie, "say what you wish to turn into, and you will become that thing."
The brunette jumps off the cliff and says "Hawk." She turns into a hawk and flies away. The red-head says "Falcon." She turns into a falcon and flies away. Now the blonde is alone and the bandits are getting closer. She makes her decision and backs up, then runs toward the cliff. And...she trips and says "Crap."
The End