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6 years ago

You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.

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  • Rock

    4 years ago

    Rocks are used too much; people take 'em for granite.

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  • Dad

    3 years ago

    My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.

    A lot of the time he will take things for granite.

    A lot of counter-offers were made.

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