Granite jokes

You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.

Rocks are used too much; people take 'em for granite.

My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.

A lot of the time he will take things for granite.

A lot of counter-offers were made.

Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide

Me: Aren't they the same thing?

What is purple and whines when it’s squished?

A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂

Who was purple and wanted to rule the world?

Alexander the Grape.

I met a rock the other day. He was a very gneiss guy.