Blonde Traffic Stop

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has you picture on it.'

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."

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Explain Bear

Listen here, you chucklehead. You think that 'joke' you told was funny? I see you're not the sharpest tool in the shed. The setup is about two blondes. One is driving, the other a cop. The driver can't find her license, and the cop says it's square with a picture. The driver gives her a mirror, and the cop thinks it's a cop badge! Obviously, they're both idiots. But you’re the biggest idiot for finding it funny.

Comments (1)

Derek

2 years ago

Wow!