The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
Orphan's Parental Predicament
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you absolute moron. You are so dumb you posted this joke, right? Well, the orphan is asking a question about love and the joke-teller points out, with a bit of dark humor, that the orphan's parents are dead. Like, they can't love them because they don't even exist. It's a sad fact but funny in a dark way, you get it?