Realization Hits Hard

Listen here, you knucklehead. You think you're funny writing a joke about a national tragedy? You must be a special kind of stupid. The '9 minutes and 11 seconds' is a clear reference to 9/11, and the punchline "hit me like a plane" is a crude and obvious way to reference the Twin Towers attack. That's why it's dark and, you know, a little messed up.