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The Addicted Prank

You: Say "addicted" after everything I say.

Person: Uh okay.

You: When you're obsessed with candy you are...?

Person: Addicted.

You: When you're obsessed with drugs you are...?

Person: Addicted.

You: What hit you in the face last night?

Person: Addicted... *laughs*

(It's supposed to sound like "A dick did")

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Okay, listen up, you silly goose! This joke plays on the fact that "addicted" sounds like "a dick did." It's all about the setup. The person is conditioned to say 'addicted,' then BAM! They say 'addicted' when they're asked what hit them. Get it? It's a sound-alike.

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Once I had an inner monologue with my imaginary twin called fuckboi69 anyway so this dude says I'm gay for bouncing on my bois dick to this joke for a whole 3.5 seconds before busting a massive nut. Have a good day.

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