You jokes

What do you call a bald science teacher?

HOBBS LOL XD :)

What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?

Special Forces.

Me: Knock, knock.

Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?

If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.

What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."

You are in the airway, how funny!

When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.

Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?

Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?

Skip.

What do you call an overly clingy child?

A tumor.

Hi how are you?

What do you call a thirsty girl?

An H2Hoe.

You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!

What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?

The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.

What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?

BLAZE RHYMES.

What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?

One does not crow when you put it in an oven.

Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!

You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.

Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"