You jokes

What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.

What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.

Hi, this is Stephanie. Is it a fun night for you too? I love you!

"Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.

But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.

What's the difference between a cop and bacon?

Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.

What did the hat say to the tie?

"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"

Mom: Son, did you go to school?

Son: What if I said yes?

Mom: You are in school! *slap*

Son: Mom, I am moving out and I am moving in with my girlfriend.

Mom: You are with...? Please don't move out =(

Son: Mom, stop! So what if I am moving out? I am moving into my girlfriend's home. It's only for school.

Mom: Well, you are kicked out of my home!

Son: Good.

Mom: I am sad now. Why did he move out?

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Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?

A: A jolly rancher.

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!

How do you know you’re at a gay church?

Half the congregation is kneeling.

What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?

Cheeses Crust!

You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.

What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?

"UNBLINGABLE"

What do you call it when two gay roosters fight?

Cockfighting

Me: Do you like smash?

Friend: Smash Rolls?

Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!

Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.

What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.

"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."

Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?

It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.

Sister: You're so stupid.

Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!