The Guy With No Left Side

This is a pun that plays on the phrase "all right," which means "okay" or "fine," but the joke uses it literally, as the guy only has his right side left.

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• This man got his left arm and left leg cut off, and someone asked him, "How are you?" And he said, "I’m all right now."
• There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off. When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay. The doctor said, "You're all right now."
• Did you hear about the guy who got his entire left side cut off? Well, he's dead.
• Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off? He's all right now.