Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
John F. Kennedy Jokes
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?
What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head?
A bullet.
John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
Man: I'm here for the job interview.
Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don't get many people for the interviews.
Man: Just anywhere?
Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right?
Man: Yeah, that's me.
(Shakes hands and sits back down)
Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson?
Man: Well, I'm really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. It really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir.
Employer: I like you already, you're hired!
Man: Wow, thanks, sir. I know I won't do you wrong. I'll work hard for this job!
Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy.
Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade?
Employer: No.
Man: This... This is a photography job, right?
Employer: No... this is a job employment for man hunting.
My favorite sex position is the JFK:
I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
