John F. Kennedy jokes

Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?

They both had an open mind.

My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.

Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head?

A bullet.

John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."

~John F. Kennedy

John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.

Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?

Man: I'm here for the job interview.

Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don't get many people for the interviews.

Man: Just anywhere?

Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right?

Man: Yeah, that's me.

(Shakes hands and sits back down)

Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson?

Man: Well, I'm really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. It really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir.

Employer: I like you already, you're hired!

Man: Wow, thanks, sir. I know I won't do you wrong. I'll work hard for this job!

Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy.

Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade?

Employer: No.

Man: This... This is a photography job, right?

Employer: No... this is a job employment for man hunting.

My favorite sex position is the JFK:

I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.

Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.