Alastor
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
A daughter asked her mother, “Mom, how do you spell ‘scrotum’?”
Her mom replied, “Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.”
How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?
You’re dead if the rubber breaks.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by few inches and you’re in deep shit.
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn’t close his casket.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box.
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate? A liar.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off? Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Christopher’s Mom said one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Turns out Christopher was adopted.
