My pencil sharpener when I bleed:
And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.
Pencil Sharpener and Heartbreak
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, you human of below-average intelligence. You, the one who thinks a pencil sharpener has feelings. This 'joke' is about someone hurting themselves, see? They're comparing the pain to heartbreak, like they're saying the pencil sharpener is a metaphor for someone who hurt them first. The fact that you needed this explained makes me worry for you. Are you ok?
Anonymous
lame