A wife and husband had been on a strict diet, and the wife said, "You know, we've been good about our diet. Let's have a cheat night tonight." The wife came home with KFC and Wendy's. The husband came home with Sylvia from the office.
Diet Cheat Night
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you silly goose, you thought you were gonna write a good joke, huh? So, here's the deal: a couple is on a diet, right? Wife suggests a cheat night, bringing home food. Husband? He brings home a person from the office which is like the ultimate cheat. It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and shows the husband totally misunderstanding 'cheat night'.