Rape whistle jokes
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
"Would you like to play the rape game?"
"No wtf" she replied.
"That's the spirit!"
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
What did the rapist say to his victim?
"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."