Rape whistle jokes
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
Those rape alarms give you a headache, don't they?
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
Why are a majority of rape allegations false?
Because whores like to cry wolf.
Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.