Rape whistle jokes
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
"Would you like to play the rape game?"
"No wtf" she replied.
"That's the spirit!"
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
What did the rapist say to his victim?
"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."