You jokes
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
Welcome to Peyton's Orphanage, where you make it, we take it!
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?
Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!
Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?
Kid 2: No!
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.
"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."
The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.