You jokes
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!