You jokes
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Memes
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?
Doctor Bones.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.