My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
I told someone some jokes y'know fruit ninja, barcode legs, french puppet thigh wrings. And she was like saying thats not cool and stuff. So she reported me and it was like. The counselor: So i've heard you've been making sh jokes? Me: You say it like it's a bad thing Her: It is Me: chill bro it aint that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)
The match: Ur my match The thighs: you light me up
My friend; you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes pulled down her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
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why do people like dating us emo girls? because of the texture on our thighs
Yḱnow how in pinocchio the french puppets have the thigh rings? Well I got em too! Only red and thinner.
People be like: What happened to fruit ninja? It was on your phone, Me: I upgraded now i can play on my pro max thigh/wrists
I’ve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.
Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!
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Q:What do women and kfc have in common A:once you eat the breasts and thighs all you have left is a greasey box to put ur bone in
What does a woman and Kentucky fried chicken Have in common? By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
If you scanned my thigh it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen
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Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
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Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1s thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
