Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
You Jokes
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Rearrange the furniture.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."
Some dude: Water you thinking?
Me: You're drowning in my head.
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
You were born on a road. That's where most accidents happen.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me!
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
