You jokes
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?
If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
You are so skinny, you probably wipe your butt with floss.
What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
How come you never see a broke midget?
Because he’s living in the broke man’s boots.
What’s something you can say about your clothes but not your partner?
It’s just a rental.
What is the first thing you would do if you woke up as a woman?
"Probably the dishes."
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.