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Why do Jedis stay single?

Because they use "divorce" (the Force).

May divorce be with you!

Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.

What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.

Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.

Can you f**k out of here?

Karen says:

What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?

Curry in a hurry.

Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.

There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."

What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

What do you call a cute door?

Adorable.

You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨

What do you call a shocked Chinese man?

"Hu le fuk!"

What do you call a rich orphan?

Batman.

Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?

Your mom's a whore, and so are you!

First date be like:

Me: "I work with animals every day."

Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"

Me: "I'm a butcher."

Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!

One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.

She asked me, "What are you doing?"

I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."

She asked, "What does that mean?"

I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."

If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.