You jokes
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
"Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish."
Ok.
"Thank you, what is your wish?"
I wish for my 5 cents back.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
You're so ugly!
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."