You jokes
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up?
Me: Oh, I wan-
Therapist: Don’t say to be dead.
Me: Well, I want to be an entrepreneur. I want to sell land, pencils, oh yeah. I also want to sell farm.
Nuns be like: Can I spread the word, but check for you?
You can laugh at how men are stupid. But remember their favorite thing.
It starts with "M" and ends with "arriage".
If you guessed "Marriage" you're stupid. It's miscarriage and don't forget it. The joke never gets old to him. Just like the baby.
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh prints.
Like if you think rape jokes are funny.
Are you enjoying my yolks? I bet they're making you crack up. If not, I better scramble.
A blonde, redhead, and brunette are all sitting in a hospital's waiting room for ultrasounds.
After a while, the brunette giggles while rubbing her belly. Both the blonde and redhead look over at her and ask, "What's with the giggling?"
The brunette replies, "I'm having a boy!"
The blonde and the redhead ask, "How do you know?"
"Because he was on top!" The brunette replies again.
The three go back to conversing, and then the redhead starts to giggle while rubbing her belly.
"What's with the giggling?" The blonde and brunette ask.
"I'm having a girl!" The redhead replies.
"Well, how do you know?" The blonde and brunette ask again.
"I was on top!"
All of a sudden, the blonde bursts into tears.
"Oh, honey! What's wrong?" The redhead and brunette ask.
"I'm having puppies!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.