You jokes
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
Some girls are like rocks.
You skip the flat ones.
Memes
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
Get it?
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
U die from robot bite.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
You are stupid!
Nana
What is 9 + 10?
21
You stupid!
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Does it cycle now? 🚲