You jokes
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner, and then you realize you are the mom.
If you ever think no one cares about you,
kill someone, then the news will.
Want to know how you make any salad into a Caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
What do you call inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."
"Did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body amputated? He’s all right now."
What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.