Why can't you run through a campground?
Because it's "past tents!"
You Jokes
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?
Divorced.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
Ready when you are, KK.
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
Let me just remove my finger from your bottom.
Thank you, nurse!
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach a dime.
