You jokes
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?
MC Planter.
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
Bluey
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
Your hairline is so far back your dad had to go find it for you.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
God creates dog.
God: "You are man's best friend."
Dog: "That's pretty sexist."
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......
Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga
YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.