You jokes
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
What’s something you can say about your clothes but not your partner?
It’s just a rental.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
You know what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
A kid came from school. His mother said, "What did you do in school?" The boy replied, "I had sex with my teacher." She said, "OH MY GOD, GO TO YOUR ROOM, WAIT UNTIL YOUR DAD COMES!" He waited, then his dad walked in and said, "Your mother told me what you did. I'm proud of you, son. Let's go buy you a bicycle." When they arrived to the store, the dad said, "Try out and see which seat is the comfortable." The boy said, "I can't, my butt is sore." Dad said, "Why is your butt sore?" The Boy said, "Because I had sex with my teacher."
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
I'd tell you a joke about unemployed people, but none of them work.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.
Friend: "You are so ugly." Me: "You can't be talking, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares."
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
What happens if you look in the mirror and say fentanyl 3 times? You'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?
Because it says "B Positive!"
Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?