You jokes

What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.

What do you call a rich orphan?

Batman.

Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.

There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

What do you call a guy named Kaiden?

I don't know, lol.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Water.

Water who?

Water you waiting for, just let me in!

Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes

What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?

A good start :)

Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?

Orbiter: "Or bitter?"

Do you want to hear a joke?

Never mind, it’s too punny.

What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.

Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].

Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.

I

hate

you!

Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.

What do you call a cow in a moving van?

A: A mooving cow.

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.

My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."

So I said, "Okay."

Hi 👋! I love 💕 you! Ooooooo!