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What do you call a black person swimming? Cursed Minecraft image.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"
Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"
Wanking.
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
What you think about my sudoku record? Evil sudoku, no notes, no hints!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
How do you cut ancient Rome in half?
With a pair of Caesars.
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
After all these walkers, you still walk over me.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call 2 spies fucking?
Undercover.
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
Like if you're not a gay.
Dislike if you're furry.
Repost if you HATE blacks.
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Dear algebra,
I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.