You jokes

You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.

In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.

What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?

Dollar a pop!

Get it?

When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.

Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.

What did the tiger say to the bunny?

Nice to meat you!

Dear Gwen and Prince,

Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.

I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.

Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?

Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.

So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.

What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.

There is a dark alley. Who do you call?

Batman.

"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"

What do you call a group of depressed kids?

A suicide squad.

Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!

What do you call a funny drink?

Punch!

I saw a little boy begging for money.

I said, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"

I said, "Your parents!"

You're so short that you use a ladder to reach a dime.

If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.

If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.