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What do you call a wheelchair on fire?

Hot Wheels.

What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.

A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.

Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.

An apple gets picked.

If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"

"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."

"I meant the ice cream, bro..."

Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.

What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.

What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.

There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"

The girl says, "Just like your face."

I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!

Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.

What do you call a cute door?

Adorable.

You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨

What do you call a shocked Chinese man?

"Hu le fuk!"