You jokes
Did you hear about the Mormons?
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
Memes
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
Dear algebra,
I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.