You jokes
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he says.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
If you were to ask me, "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?" I would say a multi-storey car park, because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
What do you call a retard in the military?
Special forces.
Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
What do you call a cute door?