Escaped Fortune Teller

This is a pun using the word 'medium.' In the context of fortune telling, a medium is someone who communicates with spirits, but 'small medium' refers to the size of the dwarf.

• Medium
• Fortune
• Dwarf
• Prison
• Crime
• Escape

• What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
• I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
• Why did the prisoner run away? To spit bars.
• Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?