Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?
Reports say there's a small medium at large!
When a miget smokes weed do they get high or medium
when dwarfs get high do they just get medium?
When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium
why do dwarfs hate Fast food Restaurants? Cause most of them have Medium and large
A tiny psychic escaped from jail and the news said there a small medium at large.
Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison? He's a small medium at large.
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail? There is a small medium at large. (Pause For Laughter)
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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large!
A car alarm went to the store.
Cashier: Hello
Car Alarm: BMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWAAAMAAHAMAMAMAMAAMHMMMMMMMMAMAMAMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAMMAMMMMMMMMMMM BBEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BWAAAAMAAA
Cashier: THat will be 10 Dollars sir
Waiter: "here you go, one medium-rare steak".
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "thanks, that means a lot."
run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours it will be fun
How do emo's like their meat cooked medium rawr
Chef: โHow did you enjoy your steak, sir?โ Customer: โI asked for it medium rare, but itโs well done!โ Chef: โWhy thank you.โ Customer: โYou donโt understand, the steak is well done!โ Chef: โOf course it is, I made it.โ
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A Small Medium at Large.
If there was a quiz on midgets hereโs the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it: 1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium? 2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet 3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs? 4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario? 5. Was this funny?
