The 15+ Best Medium Jokes

Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?

Reports say there's a small medium at large!

When a miget smokes weed do they get high or medium

when dwarfs get high do they just get medium?

When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium

why do dwarfs hate Fast food Restaurants? Cause most of them have Medium and large

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A tiny psychic escaped from jail and the news said there a small medium at large.

Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison? He's a small medium at large.

Waiter: "here you go, one medium-rare steak".

Me: "I like it well done."

Waiter: "thanks, that means a lot."

run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours it will be fun

How do emo's like their meat cooked medium rawr

Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail? There is a small medium at large. (Pause For Laughter)

If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it: 1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium? 2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet 3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs? 4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario? 5. Was this funny?

i like mangoes

What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?

A Small Medium at Large.

Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?” Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!” Chef: “Why thank you.” Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!” Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”