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The Key to Paradise

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Kid: What is between mom's legs?

Dad: Paradise.

Kid: What's between your legs?

Dad: The key to paradise.

Kid: Well, you better change the lock, the neighbor has the key to.

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    Explanation

    This is a classic 'kids say the darndest things' type of joke with a very adult punchline. It implies that the neighbor is sleeping with the kid's mom, which is obviously not a kid-appropriate thing.

    Comments (5)

    lol XDXDXDXDXDXD

    Geez calm down! btw racist!