Kid: What is between mom's legs?
Dad: Paradise.
Kid: What's between your legs?
Dad: The key to paradise.
Kid: Well, you better change the lock, the neighbor has the key to.
The Key to Paradise
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This is a classic 'kids say the darndest things' type of joke with a very adult punchline. It implies that the neighbor is sleeping with the kid's mom, which is obviously not a kid-appropriate thing.
lol
lol XDXDXDXDXDXD
Gwen
Ok...
Gwen
Geez calm down! btw racist!
Anonymous
LMAO
the neighbour
that's a good one mate