The Key to Paradise

This is a classic 'kids say the darndest things' type of joke with a very adult punchline. It implies that the neighbor is sleeping with the kid's mom, which is obviously not a kid-appropriate thing.

• Paradise
• Kid
• Yo mama
• Sex
• Dad
• Legs

• Little Johnny's mom is taking a shower. Little Johnny walks in and asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Mommy says, "That is my keyhole." The next day, Little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and Little Johnny asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Daddy says, "That is my key." The next day Little Johnny says to his dad, "Looks like the neighbor has the key to Mommy's keyhole too."
• I asked my daddy what sex was. He said, "Wanna cum and try it?"
• Knock, knock! "Is that daddy?" No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!
• What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.