Will Smith jokes

Me at the Oscars when I see Jada Pinkett Smith, I said: "G.I. Jane 2, more like G.I. Jada 2, can't wait to see it."

So Will Smith is laughing and then suddenly, Will Smith walks up to me and punches me in the face.

Me: "Ow, oh, wow. Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.” My nigga Smith goes: "KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!" Me: "Maybe you should focus on keeping her friends out of hers."

If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."

Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.

Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.

Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.

What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints.

Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.

Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.

Is Will Smith a blacksmith?

Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.

Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.

Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.

Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.

If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."

Hairline look like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

Will Will Smith smith?

Yes, Will Smith will smith.

I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.

It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.