What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette?
They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
The joke plays on the absurdity of comparing a hamster and a cigarette. It highlights the similarity in their harmlessness until a destructive action is applied. It's a bit dark because the destructive action involves fire and harm to the hamster.
Anonymous
Brilliant!!!!
Lovely perv
Nice
Anonymous
My hamster died 2 weeks
Shadow
Good for you.
Moi
Anonymous, am I meant to cry about it.