And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Comments (6)
Alana Warner
What does that mean?????
JAred
My older brother came up with joke before he served an lds mission like 5 years ago
Smart person
It means he came fifth in a competition. If he came in fourth he would’ve gotten eternal life but he didn’t
Anonymous
does the comment option work
Anonymous
ahh it works
Andrew
What does that mean