And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
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Explanation
This is a play on words. Instead of getting eternal life for coming "forth," John gets a toaster for coming in fifth place. It's unexpected and a bit absurd, which is where the humor comes from.
Andrew
What does that mean
Alana Warner
What does that mean?????
JAred
My older brother came up with joke before he served an lds mission like 5 years ago
Smart person
It means he came fifth in a competition. If he came in fourth he would’ve gotten eternal life but he didn’t
Anonymous
does the comment option work
Anonymous
ahh it works