You jokes
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
When you fail art school.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
What do you call inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!