You jokes

You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.

Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.

If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?

You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.

You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.

Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.

"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"

yikes...

#PlugWalk

Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!

Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.

How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.

We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"

A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.

Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"

The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."

What do you call a whale on a beach?

Banked.

When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*

Best part about being an orphan?

Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"

What did the cupcake tell its frosting?

I’d be muffin without you.

How do you make an idiot say how?

Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.

Kid: Please.

Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.

Kid: Everybody is hugging.

You like kissing boys, don't you?

Your classmate: You're so ugly.

Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.