Expulsion jokes
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
Son - Dad, I've been expelled from school for having sex with a girl in my class.
Dad - Son, that's the 2nd school this year! Maybe teaching isn't for you!
I saw a monkey outside of school and said, "Look, a monkey!" I got expelled the next day.
"Now buzz off" - Explain Bear
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Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.
WJE officially a gone memory.
lol they left.
109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
Community talk
Chat, I'm expelled. I can try to prove next year, second semester I can come back. Err.... otherwise I'm getting set up online.
Online the rest of the year and going to the next school bored meeting to try nd not get expelled I just LOVE what rumors can do.👍
suspended for 10 days might get expelled