Expulsion jokes

Son - Dad, I've been expelled from school for having sex with a girl in my class.

Dad - Son, that's the 2nd school this year! Maybe teaching isn't for you!

109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.

Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”

Kid: “Whatever!”

Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”

Kid: “Doesn't matter!”

Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”

Kid: “Oh well!”

Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”

Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”

Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?

She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.

Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.

My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.

What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?

One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.

Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horses, and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.