Expulsion jokes

Son

    • Son - Dad, I've been expelled from school for having sex with a girl in my class.

    Dad - Son, that's the 2nd school this year! Maybe teaching isn't for you!

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    Nun

    • Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?

    She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.

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    • Kid

    • Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”

    Kid: “Whatever!”

    Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”

    Kid: “Doesn't matter!”

    Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”

    Kid: “Oh well!”

    Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”

    Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”

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    Ex

    • My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.

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    • Orphan

    • Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.

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    • Evidence

    • If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

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    School

    • One day, I came home from school and said to my dad, "I got expelled from school today." He said, "How?" I said, "I threw my book at the teacher." He asked, "Why?" I told him, "We were doing an anti-bullying program, and my teacher said words can't hurt me, so I threw my dictionary at her."

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    • Ex

    • Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horses, and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

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    • Community talk

    • Chat, I'm expelled. I can try to prove next year, second semester I can come back. Err.... otherwise I'm getting set up online.

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