Expulsion jokes
Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.
109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
I saw a monkey outside of school and said, "Look, a monkey!" I got expelled the next day.
Son - Dad, I've been expelled from school for having sex with a girl in my class.
Dad - Son, that's the 2nd school this year! Maybe teaching isn't for you!
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
"Now buzz off" - Explain Bear
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lol they left.
Community talk
Chat, I'm expelled. I can try to prove next year, second semester I can come back. Err.... otherwise I'm getting set up online.
Online the rest of the year and going to the next school bored meeting to try nd not get expelled I just LOVE what rumors can do.👍
suspended for 10 days might get expelled