You jokes
Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"
Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
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Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you got to hand it to her.
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
How do you anger a Libertarian?
Don't tell him the truth.
What is playing with you?
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?
"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."
When should you discourage your husband from exercising and dieting? When he wants to fit in your clothes!
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"