Maybe Teaching Isn't for You

The humor comes from the dad's unexpected reaction. Instead of focusing on the son's misbehavior, he interprets it as a sign that teaching might not be the son's calling, implying he's the teacher in the situation, and thus that this is not the first time the son has been expelled for this reason.

• Expulsion
• Son
• Sex
• Girl
• Dad
• School

• My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off. "That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."
• Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin." Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
• A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?" The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
• Jonny went to school one day, and later that day his dad got a call saying he needed to pick up his son because he had had sex with a teacher. When Jonny got home, his dad was so happy he went out to the store and bought him a bike. When they bought the bike, Jonny was offered to ride the bike, but he declined it and replied, "My butt still hurts."