The Definition of Murder

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  • You know, it's only considered murder if there's a body. Otherwise, it's just a missing person.

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  • Explanation

  • The humor comes from the dark and twisted logic of how 'murder' is defined by having a body versus just a 'missing person,' implying that if you are careful enough to dispose of the body, you could avoid the murder charge, which is a very morbid and cynical thought.

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