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Blonde's Confusing Directions

Police: Where do you live? Blonde: With my parents. Police: Where do your parents live? Blonde: With me. Police: Where do you all live? Blonde: Together. Police: Where is your house? Blonde: Next to my neighbor's house. Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Blonde: If I tell you, you won't believe me. Police: Tell me. Blonde: Next to my house.

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    Explanation

    The humor comes from the blonde's circular and seemingly illogical answers to the police officer's questions. She states the obvious in a way that makes it sound like she is avoiding a direct answer, causing a funny misunderstanding.

    Comments (5)

    It's a good joke, but you didn't come up with that.

    Most people here didnt come up with their own material...

    Love this joke...but yes this is not the original.

    I feel like no one would actually say that to a police officer... if they are smart, that is.