You jokes

Town

    • What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?

    A walkie-Torquay.

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    • You memes

    Difference

    • Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?

    Her: What?

    Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.

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    • Wheelchair

    • What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?

    You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.

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    • Cannibal

    • Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"

    She pulls out a knife and fork.

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    • Job

    • I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

    "Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

    The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭

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    • Pokemon

    • My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.

    I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”

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    • Dog

    • Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?

    Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?

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    • Calendar

    • Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"

    Spiderman: "Yes."

    Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."

    Spiderman: "Why?"

    Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."

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