Psychic Dwarf on the Run

This is a pun using the words "small" and "medium" which have a double meaning. "Small" is used to describe the height of the dwarf, and a "medium" is someone with psychic abilities. The phrase "at large" usually refers to a criminal who is not in custody and is also a reference to physical size in this pun.

• Psychic
• Dwarf
• Run
• Crime
• Large
• Medium

• Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail? There is a small medium at large.
• When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?
• I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
• What do you call an ice skating dwarf? A midget spinner.