Baby vs Bowling Ball

This is a silly riddle using a comparison that makes no sense. It's funny because the image of using a pitchfork on either a baby or a bowling ball is ridiculous.

• Baby
• Difference
• Little Johnny
• Ball
• Truck
• Object

• What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
• What is the difference between a baby and a canoe? I would never put a canoe in my garage.
• What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
• What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.