You jokes
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
You sat on a chair with Uranus.
Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despresso.