You jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
"Knife to meet you all!"
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought the Grinch was ugly until I saw you.
What do you call intelligent people in America?
Tourists.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Not all roses are red; Not all violets are blue; If you're reading this, God loves you.
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despresso.
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.