What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
You Jokes
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee ππ
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.
For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?
Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes, I know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane.
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat, but I would be lion.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
Are you the voices I've been hearing?
Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)
You know youβre going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.
Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned, and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience.
The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "If you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life.)