You jokes
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.
He yells, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
How do you make a blonde girl stop screaming in bed? Pull out of her.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."
The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"