You jokes
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.
Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!
Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
Memes
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."
"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.