What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
You Jokes
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look pretty flushed.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
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Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, βAre you going to hate yourself in the morning?β She said, βNo, I hate myself now.β
β Rodney Dangerfield
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
Whatβs the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
