You jokes

Bathroom

If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

Bomb

Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?

Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.

Memes

Abortion

I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.

Brain

Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?

Dark Humor

Son: Dad, what's dark humor?

Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?

Son: No, I'm blind.

Part

What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."

Life

What do you call a depressed person's life?

At this point, nonexistent.

Lip

Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips.

Satellite

Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.

Bully: (Speechless)

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