You jokes
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.
Wait, actually.
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.