You jokes

Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?

Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)

Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.

When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨

Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?

A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?

My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.

If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.

What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!

PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?

SANS: What?

PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!

SANS: Good one.

I will never forget my grandfather's last words:

"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"

Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?

Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.

Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.

What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.

What do you call an orphanage?

A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.

I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)

Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?

When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?

Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"

What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.

Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...

Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?

They don’t know where home is. 😢