You jokes
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.
Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?
You want a joke? My entire existence.