You jokes
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
Have you ever eaten African food?
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
I would tell you a science joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. What the fuck are you mad at me for? My grandpa didn’t even survive one.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.