How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
You Jokes
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.
Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?
You want a joke? My entire existence.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
I would tell you a science joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.
