You jokes
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look pretty flushed.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
Are you a knife? Because I want you.
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.