What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
You Jokes
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
