You jokes
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
Memes
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.
Wait, actually.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.